The Vampires of Yeeting Hill – Signed Paperback

£9.99

A signed paperback copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.

Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.

About the book

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY

In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.

Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.

Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?

Inside you'll find

  • 32 black-and-white illustrations throughout the book

  • A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)

  • Optional personalised dedication

Looking for the coloured illustrations? Have a look at the Hardcover edition instead.

Content note

This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.

A little note

Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤

A signed paperback copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.

Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.

About the book

THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY

In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.

Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.

Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?

Inside you'll find

  • 32 black-and-white illustrations throughout the book

  • A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)

  • Optional personalised dedication

Looking for the coloured illustrations? Have a look at the Hardcover edition instead.

Content note

This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.

A little note

Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤