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Cartoonish vampires with distinct appearances on a red background From the book The Vampires of Yeeting Hill by Lisa Candel

More about the book

not a romance but a silly comedy

In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa, and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious. 

Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one. 

Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?

Characters

  • Cartoonish vampire with red hair holding a sword in a red victorian dress with a leather jacket. From the book The Vampires of Yeeting Hill by Lisa Candel

    Carnita

  • Cartoonish vampire in a black dress holding a cup of blood, on a white background. From the book The Vampires of Yeeting Hill by Lisa Candel

    Alexa

  • Cartoonish black vampire with white hair, purple outfit, and star-patterned shoes on a white background. From the book The Vampires of Yeeting Hill by Lisa Candel

    Salem

  • Cartoonish vampire with long gray hair, colourful outfit, and 3D glasses on a white background

    Uncle Joe

  • The Human

    The pair of eyes that will guide you through the world of vampires, and who will also happen to be the main catalyst of the book.

    Will he live long enough to tell you how the story ends?

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Quotes

Animated character with long hair and beard, wearing 3D goggles against a red background with text that says "And you assume I know how to do that because...?" Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character with a sword on a red background with text. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Black cartoon character with a serious expression and text on a red background. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character in Black and white with text on a red background Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Animated character with long hair and beard, wearing 3D goggles against a red background with text that says "And you assume I know how to do that because...?" Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character with a sword on a red background with text. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Black cartoon character with a serious expression and text on a red background. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character in Black and white with text on a red background Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Animated character with long hair and beard, wearing 3D goggles against a red background with text that says "And you assume I know how to do that because...?" Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character with a sword on a red background with text. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Black cartoon character with a serious expression and text on a red background. Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.
Cartoon character in Black and white with text on a red background Character from 'The Vampires of Yeeting Hill' by indie author Lisa Candel.

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