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The Vampires of yeeting Hill
After the book, she finally stops copying other characters head to toe and finds her own visual identity — keeping the odd detail here and there, patchwork-style, instead of borrowing a whole look.
Hand-signed A4 art print (210 × 297mm), printed on 250gsm silk paper with a white border.
Pre-order — closes the 30th of October, dispatching 31st October.
Pre-order run to mark one year of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill. Each print is signed by hand before it goes in the post.
Finally free to explore her own femininity, she goes looking for icons to borrow from — Audrey Hepburn included, which is exactly why this one channels those old vintage film posters.
Hand-signed A4 art print (210 × 297mm), printed on 250gsm silk paper with a white border.
Pre-order — closes the 30th of October, dispatching 31st October.
Pre-order run to mark one year of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill. Each print is signed by hand before it goes in the post.
A signed hardcover copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.
About the book
THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY
In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.
Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.
Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?
Inside you'll find
32 full-colour illustrations, exclusive to the Hardcover edition
A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)
Optional personalised dedication
Looking for amore portable edition? Have a look at the Paperback instead.
Content note
This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.
A little note
Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤
Dispatch : 1-2 weeks
A signed paperback copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.
About the book
THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY
In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.
Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.
Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?
Inside you'll find
32 black-and-white illustrations throughout the book
A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)
Optional personalised dedication
Looking for the coloured illustrations? Have a look at the Hardcover edition instead.
Content note
This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.
A little note
Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤
Dispatch : 1-2 weeks
Vintage Alexa, Y2K Salem and Emo Carnita. All together in one anniversary bundle.
3 Hand-signed A4 art prints (210 × 297mm), printed on 250gsm silk paper with a white border.
3 for £24.99 instead of £28.50 separately.
Pre-order — closes the 30th of October, dispatching 31st October.
Pre-order run to mark one year of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill. Each print is signed by hand before it goes in the post.