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The Vampires of yeeting Hill
An exclusive sticker featuring Uncle Joe... as a goose. From The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Look, I could explain the lore behind this.
Or we could simply accept that for some reason, Uncle Joe turns into a goose carrying a spiked bat.
Perfect for decorating laptops, sketchbooks, water bottles, notebooks or anywhere that could use a little more chaotic goose energy.
Details
Approximate size: 40 × 40 mm
Exclusive Pen & Candle Publishing design
Inspired by The Vampires of Yeeting Hill
A 5×7 print featuring Carnita, Alexa, Salem and Gabriel from The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Three months. No incidents. Honestly, everyone's surprised.
Against all odds, Gabriel is somehow still alive... although judging by Carnita's expression, Alexa's concern and Salem's complete lack of concern, that streak may not last much longer.
Printed on beautifully textured Tintoretto Gesso 300gsm paper, this print is perfect for decorating a bookshelf, desk, gallery wall or anywhere that could use a little more vampire-related chaos.
Details
Size: 5 × 7 in (12.7 × 17.8 cm)
Paper: Tintoretto Gesso 300gsm
Printed in full colour
No Frame included
A signed hardcover copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.
About the book
THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY
In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.
Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.
Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?
Inside you'll find
32 full-colour illustrations, exclusive to the Hardcover edition
A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)
Optional personalised dedication
Looking for amore portable edition? Have a look at the Paperback instead.
Content note
This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.
A little note
Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤
A signed paperback copy of The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Every copy ordered through my website is personally signed by me. If you'd like it dedicated to someone, simply let me know who it's for using the box. You can also leave any special requests and I'll do my best to make them happen.
About the book
THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE, IT IS A SILLY COMEDY
In a world where vampires are an international secret, tensions start to rise when the government shortens the vampires' blood rations and thus limits their powers. To make sure they can control their thirst for blood, each vampire family has been assigned a human they must keep alive within their household for a year, or else. Carnita, Alexa and Salem, three sisters that compose the 13th family, have been assigned a 22-year-old who happens to be a tad too curious.
Eventually, it becomes obvious they aren't fit to take care of a human, nor is their home safe for one.
Considering their lives depend on it, will they manage to keep him alive?
Inside you'll find
32 black-and-white illustrations throughout the book
A signed copy (because you're buying directly from me!)
Optional personalised dedication
Looking for the coloured illustrations? Have a look at the Hardcover edition instead.
Content note
This book contains curse words, more or less descriptive displays of violence, and mentions subjects such as death and suicide.
A little note
Thank you so much for supporting my work. Every order through my website helps me keep creating strange little stories like this one. I hope you enjoy spending time with these chaotic vampires as much as I enjoyed creating them. 🖤
An exclusive double-sided bookmark featuring artwork from The Vampires of Yeeting Hill.
Losing your page is annoying. Losing it with style is much better.
One side features the original eBook cover illustration, while the other showcases a decorative design inspired by the world of the book.
Perfect for keeping your place, whether you're reading The Vampires of Yeeting Hill or any other story that deserves a slightly fancier bookmark.
Details
Size: 52 × 148 mm
Paper: Silk 400gsm
Finish: Matt double-sided lamination
Double-sided design
Exclusive Pen & Candle Publishing artwork